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gfmarty™Beautifully Pointless.

RIDICULOUS GIFTS. REAL REACTIONS.

Some gifts make
people happy.
Ours make people
confused.

Ridiculously personal gifts.
For people who already have everything useful.

Send something ridiculous Explore the nonsense ↗
✦ Beautifully personal. Spectacularly unnecessary.
Marty, a cheeky purple creature, bursting out of a gift box with ribbons and confetti
GOOD PEOPLE.BAD GIFTS.
Blame Marty.
NO ORDINARY GIFTS HERE.JUST EXTRAORDINARY NONSENSE. ✳
Made personal, not practical Big reactions. Questionable reasons. Thoughtfully ridiculous

THE GIFT IS THE REACTION

Unreasonably good gifts.

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MAKE IT PERSONAL
Collection illustration: An ivory parchment certificate curled at its corners with embossed gold rosette, purple ribbon and chunky purple rubber approval stamp. Abstract embossed lines only.
YOUR NAME.
YOUR NONSENSE.↗
Personalized PDF

License to Do Nothing

For exceptionally unproductive people.

In the making
QUESTIONABLE INTENTIONS
Digital Rock Throw — Cartoon digital rock, digital attacks family illustration.
Digital experience

Digital Rock Throw

A little rock. A very big message.

In the making
ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY
Digital Nothing — Purple gift box with yellow ribbon, Absolutely Nothing family illustration.
Digital gift concept

Digital Nothing

Everything they never needed.

In the making
SNAIL MAIL. FAST REGRET.
One Terrible Joke — Kraft envelope with ivory joke letter and purple seal.
Printed letter concept

One Terrible Joke

An envelope full of poor decisions.

In the making

Pre-launch preview. All concepts are editorial drafts and are not on sale.

A BIG HONOR. FOR VERY LITTLE EFFORT.

Make doing nothing
look like something.

Give their extraordinary lack of ambition the recognition it deserves. A real personalized PDF. A completely unnecessary achievement.

Personalized digital download · No physical item
✳Officially
unproductive.✓

LOW EFFORT. HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE IMPACT.

A little thought.
A lot of “why?”

That's the beauty of it.

01

Pick your nonsense.

Find something that says “I know you.”
Possibly a little too well.

02

Make it very them.

Add a name, a message, an inside joke.
Suddenly, it's a personal problem.

03

Deliver the unexpected.

Share the private gift link.
Let their reaction do the talking.

EVERY RIDICULOUS IDEA, IN ONE PLACE

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Marty is getting his ideas together…
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MEET THE MIND BEHIND THE NONSENSE

Same chaos.
Different reactions.

He's purple. He's pointless. He's Marty.
And he's very pleased with himself.

Marty, our chief nonsense officer